WaTz World

Hi I am Watz, 25 (God I'm old) from Dirty Jersey but live in Bumbblefuck, North Carolina. Likes: gaming and gamers, star wars, a lot of TV and movies (Netflix rocks!), colors(green is the best color), pics of myself ( I mean fuck I'm hot), and randomness (because it's fair).

Fri May 18
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Reblogged from asinmancy

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

Thu May 17
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You like killing animals with automatic guns? Well kill bugs with automatic bug spray! (Taken with instagram)

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Reblogged from ta-ble

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

(Source: ta-ble)

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Reblogged from chuckquizmo

bs-cookies:

chuckquizmo:

michael jordan is having a rough week

I’m crying

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I don’t have to get up but I’m going to. (Taken with instagram)

Sat May 12
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You know you got a good cut when a women tells her husband to get The same cut as yours. (Taken with instagram)

Thu May 10
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Reblogged from rjoop

ezilla16:

integratedserket:

why is this

in macro format

are we finally at the point where this is the only way people can communicate

wait i have prepared for this day

i just dont understand how people can hate Obama when hes trying to make this country a better place.. And how someone can support someone like Mitt Romney, who is trying to take away basic human rights